Share ko lang sa inyo ang mga experiences ko sa pagtitinda. Sana mataas pa rin ang pagtingin nyo sa akin after reading this...

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Crazy marketing, bata ang sumagot...

Bata: H-h-hello?...

Jayna: Hello! Is your mom there?

Bata: My mom's not here...

Jayna: Okay, we'll be calling again. Please put down the phone down!

Ano daw?

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Bata ulet...mga pasaway eh!

Jayna: What product would you like to order today?

Bata: G-String? Chocolate...

Jayna: (Poised pa rin) What product will you be ordering?

Bata: Do you know Usher???

Jayna: Y-yyyes...

Nahalata yata ng bata na di ako sure sa "yes" ko...

Bata: Is he a singer or a basketball player?

Jayna: I'm sorry but it's not my job to answer questions like that. Are you going to order or not?

Galit? Defensive kse di ko kilala si Usher that time!!!

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Pakyeme pa raw ang customer, ayaw ibigay ang home phone number pero nung bandang huli sabi ng hunghang na kano...

"Nice voice, Jayna...You have my number...call me!"

Asus!!!

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Bigay-todo ang Jayna sa pambobola sa customer kaso walang CC. Banat pa rin...

Jayna: As soon as you have borrowed a card from either a family member or a close friend, please call us back, okay?

Kano: Hey, Jayna, can I ask you a question? (biglang naging bedroom voice)

Jayna: Yes, Sir? (pa-tweetums pa...baka sakaling mag-sign up...)

Kano: What is the color of your underwear?

Obscene caller pala...classmate ni Bob BJ!!! Bwiseeeeet!!!

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Eto ang ultimate experience. Crazy Marketing ule...

Kano: Jayna, are you married?

Jayna: Yes, Sir...

Kano: Then go home and f--k your husband and stop calling me!!!

Ay, galit!

sa susunod na yung iba! PROMISE!!!

Binalibag Ni Choleng ng 12:41 AM at 2 Nagdilim ang Paningin