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Sunday, November 06, 2005

Sex Toy Ka Dyan!
Maryosep, na-penetrate na ng kampon ni Bin Laden ang hotline!

"Thank you for calling, may I have the operator code of the product you are calling to order?"

Silence.

"Hello?"

Silence pa rin.

Ibababa ko na sana ang telepono, may nagsalita in Arabic accent, "I do not have an operator code ... "

"What product would you like to order today?"

"Do you sell sex toys?"

"No, Sir! We do not sell sex toys." (Galit na)

"I want sex toys! This is Ahmad Akbar (ito ang dinig ko) I am a terrorist..."

"Sir, we have a caller ID, I'm going give your number to my supervisor!"

"Go ahead... I want sex toys!"

(Galit na!) "Sir, I'll put down the phone now. We're wasting time." BAGAG!

Namputsa. Certified OCM na ako ... Obscene Caller Magnet!

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