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Thursday, February 02, 2006

Isang Minutong Landian
Marami na ngang tawag, wala na nga siyang silbi dahil DTV talaga ang pakay pero magiliw ko pa rin siyang kinausap. (Maganda k'se ang boses.) Itago na lang natin siya sa pangalang Kano.

Kano: ... so where are you?

Choleng: Anaheim, California, Sir.

Kano: Really, you're in California? So how's the weather?

(Nyeta, kailangan bang laging itatanong yun? Hindi naman ako taga-PAGASA!)

Choleng: Oh, just fine. How about your area?

Kano: Oh, I'm in Minnesota ... just fine ... I've never been to California.

(Sa isip ko lang, pareho tayo, Sir. Hindi ka lang marunong magpanggap.)

Kano: So, how old are you?

(Eto na!)

Choleng: I'm 38.

Kano: Are you married?

Choleng: Yes, sir.

Kano: Oh... I'm 49 and looking for a wife.

Choleng: Wrong number!

Tawa ang Kano sabay nagpaalam.

Hay, kung hindi lang naka-record ang calls kinuha ko na ang handle nya para maka-chat. Baka success story pa.

Binalibag Ni Choleng ng 1:53 AM at 0 Nagdilim ang Paningin

 

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