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Saturday, February 17, 2007

Oh, boys!
1. Sinetch Itetch

C: Habla espanol?

SI: I don't speak Spanish but if you can understand a little English, I would be able to help you.

C: Okay, can you understand a little bit of Spanish?

Ngek!

2. RetardED

Ngalngal ni Ed sa email:

"'Yung isang customer ko, dahil sa inis sa problema at wala ako'ng magawa, gusto daw nya'ng kausapin ang president ng company namin. Eh kamamatay lang last month ng President and CEO due to cancer, naka-post pa nga sa website .....eh di kausapin nya sa hukay!

Retarded talaga!

3. Estranghero

Matapos i-hold ang customer, binalikan ...

"Congratulations for patiently waiting ..."

Patience is a virtue.

Hanggang sa muli!

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