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Saturday, April 04, 2009

Bistekupo of the Week
Nagkamali ang customer sa pag-order sa website.

"I'm a perfect representation of an idiot," sabi n'ya. Sabi ko naman, "Don't say that, we all make mistakes."

"Yeah, that's what I'm saying ... all of us are idiots!"

Nandamay pa! Ikaw lang, Sir!


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Kaloka ang customer. Pinadalhan na nga ng libreng phone kapalit ng sira n'yang puting telepono, nagreklamo pa kse silver daw ang kulay, 'di bagay sa living room nya.

Arte!

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Pagkatapos i-process ang order ni Manong, tinanong ko ng walang kamatayang, "Is there anything else I can help you with?"

"Yes," sabi n'ya. "What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?"


Elephant joke?

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Patawa rin ang isang lolo. Tinanong ko rin ng pamosong, "Is there anything else I can help you with?"

"Yes, send me a TV ... 4 inches wide and ..."

Ihilamos ko kaya ang TV sa mukha mo???

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