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Monday, April 18, 2005

Ano ba naman?
Every once in a while, nakaka-encounter kame ng mga demented Americans. Mga Kano na alam na ang call center ay naka-base sa Asia (India or Philippines) at hindi matanggap na nasa atin ang trabahong dapat sa kanila napunta.

Sa kasamaang-palad, may nakausap ako kanina na member ng Association of Demented Americans. Aba, pagkasagot ko pa lang eh ask agad sya, “Are you an Indian?” Syempre sabi ko hindi! (Eh talaga naming hindi…pinoy akoh!) Next question nya, “Where am I calling from…?” Eh di sabi ko California. Hirit ule ng hunghang, “Of course you’re not in California because you don’t sound like you’re in California…”

Naramdaman ko na walang patutunguhan ang pag-uusap naming kaya sinabi ko na lang (na totoo naman…) “I think there’s something wrong with our connection, would you like to call again?” Sagot ng tungak, “Yeah, I think I’ll do that…” Sabi ko ule in my nicest voice, “Thank you.” Sagot ba naman ng gago, “Thank you, stupid bitch!”

Makatarungan ba yun? Two weeks na nga akong walang benta, tinawag pa akong “stupid bitch?” ‘Pag nga naman sinusuwerte ka!

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