Heto pa ang ilang nakakalokang hirit..
I don't do hard sell...if I want it, I'm going to call again... (Ang Taray!)
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First of all, I'm not calling to sign up so don't get excited, okay? (Sabi mo, eh!)
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Patawa naman ang isang 'to...
Jayna: Sir, are you familiar with the Tivo?*
Customer: T-bone? That's a band, right? (Ngek!)
Sa susunod na yung iba. Habang isa akong tindera, 'di tayo mauubusan ng kwento.
* Tivo is a receiver which can record two shows at once, pause live TV, rewind, slow motion, create instant replays, and enjoy up to 70 hours of digital recording without video tape..Wala pa nito sa 'Pinas! Sorry!