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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Mighty Inggo
01.21.07

Ang inyong matutunghayan ay tunay na nangyari subali't para sa kapakanan ng taong nasasangkot, itago na lang natin ang bida sa pangalang Inggo.

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Sobrang ganda ng boses ni Inggo kaya madalas mapagkamalan siyang "voice recording" pero super super extreme ang eksenang n'ya kay Loka:

Inggo: Have you ever had Darak TV at your current address before?

Loka: No.

Inggo: That's great because just be signing up today, you get a DVD player for free.

Loka: Wait, I need to talk to a live person...

Inggo (flabbergasted): I am a live person ...

May recording bang sumasagot. Ay sus!

In fairness, magaling na agent si Inggo. Di lang maganda ang boses, magaling at matiyaga pa. Sablay nga lang siya nang minsang magreklamo ang isang customer. Ilang beses na raw syang tumatawag pero laging binabagsakan.

Hirit nya: "It's my pleasure to serve you and don't worry, i won't hang you up."

Ay, Inggo. Lalong magagalit yan dahil bibigtihin mo!

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