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Friday, September 14, 2007

Isang tanghali sa Pao Tsin
Lagi lang akong nakikipabili, hindi ko alam kung paano bumili sa Pao Tsin. Ngayong wala akong mapakibilhan, no choice kundi ako mismo ang bumili at dahil tatanga-tanga nga akong bumili, nagpaturo pa ako kung paano. Salamat sa Pao Tsin 101, Toots.

Akala ko ako lang ang tatanga-tanga, may kaklase pala ako.

Paalis na ako sa Pao Tsin nang may lumapit na isang mama. Nag-eavesdrop muna si Choleng.

Mama: Miss, shark's fin, please. (Inglesero pa huh)

Miss: Steamed or fried?

Mama: Yes, fried rice.

Miss: Fried po yung shark's fin?

Mama: Oo.

Miss: Ano po yung rice, haianese o seafood?

Mama: Napakakumpikado naman pala. Ano ba yung masarap?

Mama, ganyan talaga. Pag masarap pinaghihirapan!

Binalibag Ni Choleng ng 9:45 AM at 0 Nagdilim ang Paningin

 

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