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Saturday, April 25, 2009

Bistekupo of the Week
Habang naka-barge kay Pareng Mon ... (Barge yung nakikinig sa tawag ng may tawag. In other words, eavesdropping ...)

Panay ang "yes, ma’am, yes, ma’am" sa customer habang pina-process ang order. Okay na sana hanggang sabihin ng customer, "… I have to get back to you, I need to talk to my wife."

Wife??? Ngek! Lalake pala! (Promise, boses babae siya!)

*****

Subject ng email ng customer:



Tinawagan ko ang Drama King para i-process ang replacement phone nya. Na-process naman pero hindi dun nagtatapos ang kuwento. Bago kami maghiwalay, sinabi ko:

"... by the way, Sir, I called because I care."

Naaaaks!!!

Tawa ang gago.

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